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Here are some Michael Jackson Jokes making their way around the Internet, and e-mails. Thought we would like to share them with you...

Jockeys at Belmont Stakes are going to wear black armbands out of respect
for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in
living memory.

Farrah Fawcett died and arrived at the pearly gates, God granted her one
wish. Her wish was for all the children in the world to be safe. So he
killed Michael Jackson.

The autopsy showed that Michael Jackson actually died of food poising ... he
ate 12 year old nuts.

Michael Jackson has had to cancel a few dates for the summer ... Timmy age
6 and Johnny age 9 are said to be devastated.

What do you say to Michael Jackson at the beach? Hey, you're in my son.

The hospital staff doesn't know what to do with Michael Jackson's body as
the recycle day for plastic materials is not until next Tuesday.

Out of respect McDonalds are doing the McJackson burger ... 50 year old meat
between 10 year old buns

Were you looking for us this year? Well due to upcoming personal events with members of the show, as well as in light of the recent events at WCHE, we regret to inform you that The-Dixon.com Radio Show has gone on hiatus for the 2009 season. However, through the power of the Internet, we would like to present to you, the listener some of our very bestest moments from the show that were aired over the last two years!

Dixon arrived back to the show fresh off his trip to Los Angeles with his girlfriend (now his bride-to-be). Now he was supposed to just go there to help his sister move into her new house, and then enjoy the rest of the weekend and see the sights. Well as we all know whenever Dixon goes away, all Hell breaks loose. This is Dixon's story about how it all goes wrong once again. (With Greggie)

(Yes, the link does work! Again, we apologize for the quality of the recording. It was off an AM radio.)

Could The-Dixon.com Radio Show be returning sooner than expected? Stay Tuned...

Simona Halep is a Junior tennis player. She is ranked #258. She won the Junior French Open tennis tournament in 2008 and got to the second round of the qualifying for the Senior French Open in 2009. She has recently announced that she will reduce the size of her 34DD breasts, because of movement difficulties experienced on the court. She is set to have surgery sometime in the Fall. We here at the-dixon.com pray that she stay beautiful and busty. Or, if she does go with the reduction, could she give those breasts to Maria Sharapova? Just asking...

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What do you do during a rain delay? Well you strike a pose for the camera of course!

That's Jayson Werth, Matt Stairs, and Ryan Howard Chillin out in the dugout during a game vs. the Nationals a few weeks ago. That's N A T I O N A L S. Not "Natinals" as it was spelled on their jerseys for one game...

Hey, check out some of our bestest friends while your out not doing anything on the Internet...