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SOON TUBBY!

R.I.P Michael
Jackson

Here are some Michael Jackson Jokes
making their way around the Internet, and e-mails. Thought we
would like to share them with you...
Jockeys at Belmont Stakes are going
to wear black armbands out of respect
for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than
anyone in
living memory.
Farrah Fawcett died and arrived at the pearly gates, God granted
her one
wish. Her wish was for all the children in the world to be safe.
So he
killed Michael Jackson.
The autopsy showed that Michael Jackson actually died of food
poising ... he
ate 12 year old nuts.
Michael Jackson has had to cancel a few dates for the summer ...
Timmy age
6 and Johnny age 9 are said to be devastated.
What do you say to Michael Jackson at the beach? Hey, you're in
my son.
The hospital staff doesn't know what to do with Michael
Jackson's body as
the recycle day for plastic materials is not until next Tuesday.
Out of respect McDonalds are doing the McJackson burger ... 50
year old meat
between 10 year old buns


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The-Dixon.com Radio Show!

Were you looking for us this year?
Well due to upcoming personal events with members of the show,
as well as in light of the recent events at WCHE, we regret to
inform you that The-Dixon.com Radio Show has gone on hiatus for
the 2009 season. However, through the power of the Internet, we
would like to present to you, the listener some of our very
bestest moments from the show that were aired over the last two
years!
(Full shows are available by
request. Just send us an
e-mail.)
Friday, June 20th 2008...
By: Captain Obvious
Dixon arrived back to the show fresh
off his trip to Los Angeles with his girlfriend (now his
bride-to-be). Now he was supposed to just go there to help his
sister move into her new house, and then enjoy the rest of the
weekend and see the sights. Well as we all know whenever Dixon
goes away, all Hell breaks loose. This is Dixon's story about
how it all goes wrong once again. (With Greggie)
CLICK
HERE to listen!
(Yes, the link does work! Again, we
apologize for the quality of the recording. It was off an AM
radio.)
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Could The-Dixon.com Radio Show
be returning sooner than expected? Stay Tuned...

Oh! For The
Love Of God! Don't Do It Simona!!!
 
Simona Halep is a Junior
tennis player. She is ranked #258. She won the Junior
French Open tennis tournament in
2008 and got to the second round of the qualifying for the
Senior
French Open in
2009. She has recently announced that she will reduce the
size of her 34DD breasts, because of movement difficulties
experienced on the court. She is set to have surgery
sometime in the Fall. We here at the-dixon.com pray that she
stay beautiful and busty. Or, if she does go with the
reduction, could she give those breasts to Maria Sharapova?
Just asking...
Click Here for more information...


What do you do during a rain delay?
Well you strike a pose for the camera of course!
That's Jayson Werth, Matt Stairs,
and Ryan Howard Chillin out in the dugout during a game vs. the
Nationals a few weeks ago. That's N A T I O N A L S. Not "Natinals"
as it was spelled on their jerseys for one game...


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